Everyone’s heard them, and they’re oozing with cheese. Here’s The Lantern’s hand-picked list of the tackiest pick-up lines guys try to get away with. Some are straight to the point, others beat around the bush, but they all deserve a good slap in the face. Ladies, don’t fall for these desperate cries for attention this Valentine’s Day weekend.“You remind me of my mother.”
“Do you want a breath mint?”
“Your graphics are so beautiful they rival Doom 3.”
“I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
“Don’t worry about the missing teeth, it just means there’s more room for your tongue.”
“Hey babe, what can I get for $50?”
“Do you have a Bandaid? ‘Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“I got dunked on by Lebron James.”
“You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.”
“You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I’ll do it your way.”
“Haven’t we had sex before?”
“Are your pants made of mirrors? ‘Cause I can see myself in them.”
“Excuse me miss, I’m doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things I need is a beautiful girl.”
“Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.”
“Hi, I’m the sports editor of The Lantern.”
